"r" is for random...

statchecking: found that someone apparently found HSL using the phrase "learning to read the Meril way." for the record, i wish i got as much reading done, too---though i don't know that it's a skill that can easily be learned. must be self-taught by doing, yes. XD

also, the phrase "thank you kindly" always strikes me as a bit strange when spoken. i mean, are any other adverbs ever appended to "thank you"? thank you angrily? thank you smarmily? it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. XD

and finally (well, for now, at least), the Ikea Sex Survey Says: Knives & Forks in Bed; No Spoons!.

this raises two questions.

one, why aren't sporks even mentioned?

and two, why the hell is Ikea conducting a sex survey? o.o;;

i can see it now...

"Ooh, baby, that GIR lamp is really turning me on..."

*lascivious sounds of slurping and gropage ensue*

"Good."

*more slurping, then a crash as a body is flung haphazardly onto the waiting V?RDE base cabinet*

*sound of glass breaking*

"OWW! I did NOT need that TREVLIG dessert glass broken into shards and embedded in my arse!"

"Does this mean I can't eat Daim! cake off your belly button later on?"

"We're going to sleep like ALIAS knives tonight, after that little performance."

this could be a new commercial to follow along with Ikea's "Just Trying It Out" theme, perhaps? we'll just have to see. XD