BUMSPOTTING

i've another haiku for someone who knows who she is.

just for her.

(you were warned, remember.)

more may or may not follow after this, depending on absolutely nothing concrete, corporeal, or otherwise of this plane...

so how does it feel
when you flash us like you do
isn't it cold yet?

(hey, if you put Ms. M's bum and Mr. S' boobs together, would you build the perfect...nah, nevermind. XD)

The Infliction

EEEE! scary slash fic!
it haunts even waking dreams
my brain bleeds in clots.

Braincrack

i'm lying through my teeth
in saying it's just coffee
('twasn't obvious.)

Thom Bumbattle (in three parts)

two cheeky lasses
bank their masses of asses
J.Lo and Kylie

who will win this fight?
eyeballs pop out of heads as
people stop and stare

but wait! another
has entered into battle
Robert Smith, pants hands down.

(sorry you clicked in yet...? XD)