"hai-q!" "no, hai-Q!"

inspired by Fi, have indulged in haiku excess. this will probably amuse me more than it amuses anyone else; of this i'm aware. all hail blogwankery~~~!

Congrats to the Donnas!

it's the same old song
far too many albums long
you're finally "new"~~!

Ladytron

you're in town tonight
sorta wish i was going---
story of my life.

McLusky

i've not heard you yet
"Here's a Shed Seven cover"
oh! i adore you.

snobby elitist half of the story of my life

greatly appreciate
some asking, "have you heard this?"
years after the fact.

silly giggling fangirl half of the story of my life

piles of magazines
littering my floors and walls
hail fandom firetraps!

inner 10-year-old-boy half of the story of my life

haha barney's tits!
*snicker* dude, you must see this!
bwaha, bukkake!

my latent creativity with numbers

"percents make no sense."
indefensible, of course
still right anyway.

a letter from momo to parties unknown

let me get my hands
on both your mammary glands---
you'll chimp dance for me!

probably more to come, oh yes.