VATICAN SHIITE JUJITSU, LOOK!!!!!!

: "i'll get you back." bis.

sorta kinda: 50% + 50% + 36%

if you're bored, i advise you go here and plug in your name. full name for best results, and the only limitation i'd suggest when using this "advanced" version would be to tell it you want words with a minimum of four letters in them. otherwise it tends to come up with really stupid one, two, and three-leter non-word-type items. taken from J. and Rob at work. some of the better ones gleaned from my name:

ATHEISTICAL VISIT JUJU NOOK
VOCATIONALISE KITH JUJITSU
VATICANISE KITH JULIO JOUST
VATICINATE HUSK JULIO JOIST
EJACULATION SHIT JOIST KIVU
ACTIVATE HIJINKS JULIO OUST
ACTIVATE SIKH LOIN OTIS JUJU
OATCAKES NIHILIST VITO JUJU
OATCAKE SHIT VIOLIN JUJITSU
AUTOCLAVE JUTISH TIKI JOINS
LACTATES SHIT VIII JUJU NOOK
LACTATES HOOK VIII ISNT JUJU
ACETAL OHIO VISIT SKINT JUJU
CAVEAT SHOJI TIKI JULIO NUTS
ITHACAN JULIE KIVU TITO JOSS
ITHACA INVITES JUJITSU LOOK
CAVITATION HEISTS KILO JUJU
ASIATIC HIVE JOIST JUNK LOUT
ATAVISTIC JESUIT HONK JULIO
TANTALIC KIEV OHIOS JUJITSU
ASOCIAL KITTENISH VITO JUJU
COATTAIL HONKIES VISIT JUJU
COATTAIL SHEIK JUJITSU VINO
SATANIC HIKES TOIL VITO JUJU
SATANIC ELVIS HOOK TITI JUJU
VATICAN SHIITE JUJITSU LOOK
ATTICA ENVOI SIKH JULIO JUST

and, because i'm sure we subscribe to it:

ACTA KINE SHIV TOIL OTIS JUJU

all i'll say here is that i had no idea previously that i had an autoclave in me. go me! XD

as for annoyance, Taste of Chicago starts today. i'm all for cheap/free outdoor summertime fun, but as with so many of the GIGANTIC, tourist-attracting festivals that go on in Grant Park this time of year, it's TOO BIG and TOO CROWDED and the people are usually mean and rude to begin with, and then you go and get them drunk and it's ever so much better, really it is...--;;; getting home through this is always a nightmare, too. oh how i look forward to it. >.<;;; it's cool that there's all sorts of different kinds of food there, representing loads of places in the city...including Harold's Chicken Shack (scroll down; it's alphabetical), which i know you would especially approve of. ^.- but dealing with all the people...eek. i haven't been since i was a kid, and i don't intend to go again anytime soon. i really hate going anywhere near downtown this time of year. >P