August 01, 2002

HAVING A BALL

: "talking to the universe." yoko ono (cibo matto remix).

quite:

scene: janni is sitting at her desk, in her cubicle, doing actual work and clacking away at her computer. she's got her headphones on and turned up (as usual), and is therefore oblivious to the outside world...

BONK!!!!!!!!!!!


janni spins around in her chair violently, a look of complete startlement upon her face as the group behind her (comprised of the rest of her department; five people including her boss, Amy) laughs hysterically; the ball which had hit janni in the back of the head falls to the ground and bounces away...

janni: O.O;;;

rob: i'm so sorry, i didn't realise you had your headphones on (trying to stifle his laughter)...

amy: now it's all dirty...

rob: *in mock-exasperated tone* it was dirty even before it touched her head.

amy: you have my permission to kick his ass.

janni: oh good.

Rob turns around and receives a shoeprint in the ass. and then Rob and Nancy and J. head off to lunch.

XD thanks, guys.

[n.b. the ball in question is in fact Amy's "aggression ball," which she thoughtfully crocheted out of multicoloured yarn and stuffed with tissues. it's allegedly kept in her drawer for whenever we need it, and she's sure she told me it was there, but i honestly don't remember it. oh well. i shall have to plot my next attack carefully...]

hey, you've got to do something to keep yourself entertained at work...why not sneak attacks with fluffy yarn balls? XD

(i am sad and pathetic, i know. but a good source of amusement, yesh...? ^.-)

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janni likes to cook and bake. a lot. but mostly? she likes to sharpen her knives. because a dull knife is a dangerous knife, and we simply can't have that...

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