TELL-TALE TELEPORTER TELEPATHETICNESS

: "stray cat blues." bis.

<pitiful whinging>
there is no pumpkin spice coffee around here.

this makes me sad.

this also indicates that someone somewhere evidently wants me to sell all my belongings, purchase a tent, and go flit from Speedway to Speedway in Indiana, drinking all their pumpkin spice goodness.

bastard.
</pitiful whinging>

<pout>
additionally, Sing-Sing is playing at the Double Door tonight. Wednesday. out of the question for me.</pout>

now, it's obvious what the answer to both problems is, for there really is one solution for both.

teleporter technology.

why don't we have this yet?

and furthermore, would any of us be content to stay where we are if we did?

doubtful.

maybe that's why. ;.;

double bastard.

*shakes fist*

eventually, i may post details of the weekend. though i s'pose there isn't that much that would be v. interesting to tell. 'cept we ate DAMN good food. some Korean BBQ that nearly killed me, but it was really good nonetheless. therefore, i shall forgive it for nearly choking me to death. XD