IN THE INTEREST OF DEMONSTRATING JUST HOW EASILY AMUSED I AM...

i give you the AOHell translation of the entry below:

FRIDAY NIGHT WANT 2 DA BIG BAD PLAEC OF AVIL 2 PIK UP A BOK ID ORD3RAD!1!1!1!! LOL THEN WENT 2 IEKA
WHARA WE HAD MAH DINAR AND PLAEYD WIT A FUN LIGHT TAHT HAS LITL3 PLASTIC SIGNS U CAN SLIP IN-- WUD B FUN 2 MAEK CUS2M ONAS FOR IT!1!1!! WTF >D (L8R FOUND OUT SHINJON HAD BOUGHT ONE AARLEIR IN DA AV3NNG WHICH IS 3VEN FUNEIR1!!!!1 XD) AET MAH FOD FOUND DORKNOBS AND HEARD GATNG AWAY WIT IT PLAEYD IN DA S2R3!1!11111 OMG WTF I CUDNT BLEIVA THEY WARE PLAYNG IT!!!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL I GIGLAD HYSTERICALY!111!11 OMG WTF MAN

HAD1111! OMG WTF LOL ANOTHER V1!!1!11! OMG LOL SUC3SFUL AND PRODUCTIEV PRACTIEC YEST3RDAY THEYRE LOADS I NED 2 WORK ON BUT I
THINK W3RE DONG PRATY W3L1!!!1 HUNG OUT WIT ERIC AND SARAH AFT3RWARD WH3R3 WE W3NT 2 TEH BILY GOAT TAEVRN TEH ORIGINAL ON3 DOWN ON LOWER MICHIGAN) AND HAD BURGERS COS SARAH DASPERAETLY WANTED ONA (OR TWO)!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL THEY WERE OKAY NOWHERE N3AR DA BST BURGERS IVA EVAR HAD BUT ALRIGHT!1!1 OMG WTF I THINK I DONT HAEV TEH HATRED FOR TH3M SPAZ HAS GOT MOSTLY COS IT WAS N3VER BUILT UP 2 B THIS MAZNG GREAT L3GENDARY PLAEC 2 ME11!! WTF I SORTA MIS3D OUT ON TAHT WHOLE THNG!!11 OMG SO IT WAS SORTA JUST LIEK SOM3 NU EXP3REINCE 2 ME WIT NOTHNG PARTICULAR ATACHAD 2 IT AXCEPT 2 R3MIND ME ONCE AGANE TAHT PARKNG DOWN2WN SUKS!1!1111! E31!!!1 BUT IT WAS FUN GOD 2 SE THAM!!!! LOL THEY DROP3D ME OF AND I MAED TWO OF TEH CDS ID PLANAD111111!1 WTF ALSO MAED TACOS FRIJOLAS NAGROS Y AROZ!11!!11! OMG WTF LOL MAH DINAR!11!!11 LOL LOADS MORA STUF 2 DO 2DAY SINCE I DIDNT GET MUCH DONA Y3ST3RDAY1!11!1!1 WTF LOL *YAWNS* EEEE.I1111111!!!1111! LOL WISH WA HAD MILK!1!!! WTF P

y'know, now that i think about it, i ought to've saved that up till 1 April and done over the whole front page of HSL...oh well. ^-^

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